i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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