I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
