i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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