I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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