ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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