Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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