If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
the raccoons are back...
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