If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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