She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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