Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...