scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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