It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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