This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
