Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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