its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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