All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Randomize
