it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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