are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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