his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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