Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.