As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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