Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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