my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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