fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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