Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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