You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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