this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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