Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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