I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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