I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
where does the pee come out of this thing
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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