are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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