She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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