you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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