this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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