Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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