I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Randomize
