You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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