Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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