And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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