Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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