Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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