absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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