Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize