I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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