are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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