I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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