do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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