Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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