Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize