hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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