I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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