Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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