It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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