i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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