He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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